(Source: unamusedsloth, via thefrogman)

dominospizzadelivery:

are you ever sitting there w licorice and all of a sudden ur like where did all my licorice go and you look around and then in a sudden moment of despair you realise you ate it

therealraewest:

hartbig-is-life:

joannejpg:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

Always reblog.
This little girl is a comedic genius. THAT TIMING. 

'I love you' oh don't mind me, I will just be crying in the corner

'… I love you too.' 'thanks!'

(Source: videohall, via molto-bene-sherlock)

antikythera-astronomy:

For Graham

mind.blown

walmarts:

official-bill-clinton:

walmarts:

fun fact: the “alt” key stands for alto, as in alto sax

hit it bill

image

all you nerds telling me it’s a tenor sax need to relax

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

(Source: poochin, via loki-god-of-cumberbatch)

voidn:

snapchatting:

This is the heaviest my eyes have ever been.

maybe they should hit the gym

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(Source: um-stop, via officialfoxnews)

shenanigans-assemble:

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What does the sink want now

image

Sink,no.

(via watson-needs-a-hug)

mentalalchemy:

usmcdreamin32:

cultofkimber:

static-sea:

I had a good laugh tonight.

This makes my heart hurt.

I can’t deal with stupid people

ouch… my brain…

(Source: best-of-memes, via watson-needs-a-hug)

leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

(via molto-bene-sherlock)

colourblindhedgehog:

factsofcanada:

In Canada, Winter is always coming.

Today, September 8th, it started snowing. we had 128 days between snowfalls. Not without snow you understand, just between the times it was actually swooping out of the sky.

(via molto-bene-sherlock)

meenuhpeixes:

WELCME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY

(via the-11-doctor)

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

image

image

I was mistaken

(via dominospizzadelivery)

liberatingreality:

Nationalism, Racism, Socioeconomic status, religious dogma, consumer identities:  conditioned, irrational modes of thinking that sustain division and maintain oppression.

liberatingreality:

Nationalism, Racism, Socioeconomic status, religious dogma, consumer identities:  conditioned, irrational modes of thinking that sustain division and maintain oppression.