look at my pet ham.

"What the hexagon?"

— Chase, my 4-year-old brother

  • Doctor: Let's go on a vacation
  • TARDIS: Do you mean a nuclear wasteland filled with centipede zombies
  • TARDIS: Or a planet of pyschic worm gods
  • TARDIS: the kind that need blood sacrifice
  • TARDIS: How about New York
  • TARDIS: How about the Great Fire of New York
  • TARDIS: Have you met Jack the Ripper yet you should meet him
  • TARDIS: What about a spaceship about to get sucked into a black hole how does that sound
  • TARDIS: Why don't we go to nazi germany that's always fun
  • TARDIS: Or an alternate dimension with nazi britain that's even better
  • TARDIS: You know what you need you need some were-crocodiles
  • TARDIS: and especially daleks
  • TARDIS: Lots of daleks
  • TARDIS: Thousands of daleks
  • Doctor:
  • TARDIS: Are you enjoying your vacation

Today at Space Mountain

(Source: unamusedsloth, via thefrogman)

dominospizzadelivery:

are you ever sitting there w licorice and all of a sudden ur like where did all my licorice go and you look around and then in a sudden moment of despair you realise you ate it

therealraewest:

hartbig-is-life:

joannejpg:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

Always reblog.
This little girl is a comedic genius. THAT TIMING. 

'I love you' oh don't mind me, I will just be crying in the corner

'… I love you too.' 'thanks!'

(Source: videohall, via molto-bene-sherlock)

antikythera-astronomy:

For Graham

mind.blown

walmarts:

official-bill-clinton:

walmarts:

fun fact: the “alt” key stands for alto, as in alto sax

hit it bill

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all you nerds telling me it’s a tenor sax need to relax

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

(Source: poochin, via loki-god-of-cumberbatch)

voidn:

snapchatting:

This is the heaviest my eyes have ever been.

maybe they should hit the gym

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(Source: peppergrinds, via officialfoxnews)

shenanigans-assemble:

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What does the sink want now

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Sink,no.

(via watson-needs-a-hug)

mentalalchemy:

usmcdreamin32:

cultofkimber:

static-sea:

I had a good laugh tonight.

This makes my heart hurt.

I can’t deal with stupid people

ouch… my brain…

(Source: best-of-memes, via watson-needs-a-hug)